Posted in Fantasy UnSports Announcements
on Feb 8th, 2010
Well, the season is now officially over. It was a good ride, for sure. We had DUIs aplenty, lots of arrests, gobs of fines and injuries, and a host of unexpected hijinks–most from Senior Ochocinco. I’ve compiled all the scores, and it’s time to reveal our grand prize winner, as well as some other unofficial awards I’ve decided to hand out. If you’re willing to help us make this game better for next season, please fill out our brief survey. Or you can simply subscribe to our site’s news feed to stay in the loop.
Congrats to the Saints. Even though I was...
Posted in Good Deeds, Media
on Feb 7th, 2010
Okay, people… today is the LAST day for scoring Fantasy UnSports points. Any PQE between now and midnight (Central Time) is valid, and will be posted. Then, tomorrow morning, I’ll have your final leaderboard for this inaugural season. The winner will get a great prize from me, as voted on by you readers and players.
There have actually been some more PQEs in the last couple days. And I’m not even talking about Michael Irvin or Warren Sapp–though those guys are making me consider allowing former players to be eligible for points in Year 2 of Fantasy UnSports.
Here’s...
Posted in Crimes, Discipline
on Feb 3rd, 2010
So Deon Anderson of the Dallas Cowboys was arrested this week… on traffic warrants. On one hand, I’m glad no one got hurt and that his crime wasn’t violent or anything. On the other hand… can we get an arrest for something less boring than traffic warrants?! I mean, it’s hard to make that stuff exciting. Anyway… that’s worth some points…35 points to be exact.
And, Jets head coach Rex Ryan has managed to squeeze out another PQE from his flipping-of-the-bird incident, with the Jets organization fining him $50,000. So now he’s earned you...
Posted in Media
on Feb 2nd, 2010
Rey Maualuga, he of the recent DUI arrest, is officially and publicly sorry. So says this article.
Good for him. I mean, how can you not apologize for being that drunk–let alone driving while you’re that drunk.
Anyway, public apologies are always good for a few points in our league–25 to be exact. So owners of Maualuga and the Bengals roster are now 25 points richer.
Congrats. Here’s hoping Maualuga isn’t a complete moron the next time he gets twice-the-legal-limit drunk. I’m sure he can afford a driver.
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Posted in Fantasy UnSports Announcements, Leaderboard
on Feb 1st, 2010
With only a week left in Fantasy UnSports (less than a week, technically), we’re coming down to the wire.
The Pro Bowl has, thankfully, provided us with several unexpected PQE’s, and no doubt this media frenzy week leading up to the Super Bowl will do the same.
You can download the latest leaderboard here.
Here are your current top 30
MartianManhunter
2895
The Ballad of Tom Coughlin
2785
aTomOfAllTrades
2725
Commissioner
2670
Jokerz Wild
2645
I Beg to Dilfer
2635
The...
Posted in Misc.
on Feb 1st, 2010
The Saints players who were named to the Pro Bowl, and who were therefore already in Miami, decided to greet the rest of their team when they arrived today.
Instead of just greeting them, though, they decided to dress as bellhops for the hotel the team is staying in.
That’s pretty funny, actually. And worth about 30 Points in my book. I’m going to give it to the entire Saints roster, instead of 30 a piece for all the Saints probowlers. So… if you have the Saints roster on your Fantasy UnSports roster, you just earned 30 points for this lighthearted prank. Enjoy!
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