Donte Witner Robbed Of $400,000 In Jewelry!! – 85 Points

Potentially a huge swing in our leaderboard here with this PQE.

Buffalo Bills safety Donte Witner’s house was robbed yesterday and the thieves made off with over $400,000 in jewelry.  Yikes.

We can definitely narrow the suspect list down to “people who possess a Buffalo Bills 2009 schedule,” because the burglary occurred during the game.  He’s not interested in pressing charges… he just wants his stuff back.

Man, Buffalo is making a case for the 2009 Worst Fans award–first they vandalize McKelvin’s yard (poor bastard) and now this.  If I played for the bills… I’d move into a crappy house and start driving around in a 2003 Camry.  I already do live in a crappy house and drive a 2003 Camry, but that’s beside the point.

Imagine what they’re going to do to T.O.’s house once he blows up… and yes, he will blow up sooner or later.

I feel bad for Witner, and I hope the police help him get his jewelry back.  But I’m stoked for Fantasy UnSports, because this is one of the biggest PQE’s of the year so far.  85 Points to the managers who took Witner or the Bills for their squad.

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