So the biggest trade-deadline deal was this: Will Witherspoon (not Reece’s dad, I gather) was traded from St. Louis to the Eagles in exchange for Brandon Gibson (not Debbie’s uncle, I presume).
If you’ve never heard of either player, you have something in common with all NFL fans.
Man, the NFL trade deadline sucks.
Anyway, Witherspoon, Gibson, Eagles, and Rams owners all just made 35 points. Woo-hoo!