Ochocinco–denied this week by his coach when trying to send mustard to his upcoming opponent (because “they won’t be able to ketchup”)–Ochocinco was still able to find a way to make me create a new PQE. He wrote a new rule for the NFL rulebook, printed it out, and posted a picture of it on his Twitter feed.
This guy’s so unpredictable, pretty soon he’ll have to be completely predictable in order to be unpredictable.
45 points for Ocho and Bengals owners. What will he do next?