Chad, You Have Got To Be Kidding Me – 50 Points

Chad Ochocinco–who promised to change his name back to Johnson if Revis shut him down on Sunday, which Revis did (still no name change)–has declared himself cleared to play in the upcoming playoff game.

You might remember him tweaking a knee in that game with the Jets.

But Chad, in typical Ocho style, didn’t exactly give us medical reasons for his ability to play.  “I had sex yesterday,” the Bengals receiver said. “With some of the moves I did — I should be fine.”

Man, this guy is too much.  Now, you tell me this… how am I NOT supposed to award points for a player using his sexual performance as a basis for concluding he’s fine to play a football game?!

I’ve settled on 50 points.  And there’s a new PQE for this type of thing, which I’m sure no one else will ever do.  Not only does Chad completely own this game of ours–but he’s single-handedly created a ton of new PQEs through sheer creativity.

So… 50 more points to you Ocho and Bengals owners.  And you better hope that Cincy wins… because it’s sure to cause Chad to dream up something new to do to score you points.

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