Kids, it’s not cool to choke your wife. That’s actually part of the marriage vows–the lesser known part.
But Tampa safety Jermaine Phillips must not have used that section of the vows in his own wedding, because he’s been arrested after trying to choke his wife during a domestic argument. Man, making fun of people who get physically violent with their wives doesn’t even have to be related to this game or football. What kind of an idiot chokes his wife?
Here’s hoping everyone’s okay. 40 points to you Bucs owners, or Phillips owners if any of you exist.