Marshawn Lynch Accused Of Stealing From A Cop’s Wife – 30 Points

How the Commissioner missed a Fantasy UnSports gem such as this one is beyond me… but apparently Bills running back Marshawn Lynch has been accused of stealing $20 from a police officer’s wife.

Re-read that sentence and let the ridiculousness of it sink in.

Okay, now how is it possible for this story to exist?  I mean, Lynch shouldn’t need to steal $20 from anyone… because he’s rich and famous.  And who in their right mind files a complaint against a major celebrity over $20 and expects to be taken seriously?

Maybe Lynch just hit on the dude’s wife or something, and this is payback.  I have a hard time believing a simple autograph wouldn’t get Marshawn out of whatever it is he needed twenty bucks for.

I created a new PQE for “athlete has police report filed against him for stealing small amount of cash from another individual – 30″.  30 points just for the insanity of the entire thing.

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