Chris Simms, backup QB for the Titans, has been arrested for driving while under the influence of marijuana. Geez, did the players get together and decide to make Fantasy UnSports a huge success or something?
Hey, if you were Chris Simms, you’d drive while stoned too. He’s been a backup QB and journeyman since his big spleen injury. And now he’s a backup to Vince Young–that’d make anyone turn to drugs, I’d think.
Anyway, drug arrests are worth 80 points. And this is certain to be followed by some kind of suspension from the league, I would imagine.