Robert James plays for the Falcons.  I should say he “plays” for them… because he sat out his first season with an injury, and then played most of last year on the practice squad. Regardless, he has now been suspended 4 games for violating the league’s performance enhancing drug policy.  Wah-wah.  That might hurt his chances at making this year’s squad too. But… for you Fantasy UnSports players… 4-game suspensions are pure gold… and worth 45 points.  Enjoy them… if you somehow managed to put him on your roster. Tweet This...

2010 is half over, as is the NFL off-season.  Soon, teams will begin training camp, then preseason games… then it’s on. But in 2010 we’ve already seen an alarming number of NFL player arrests, suspensions, fines, and other general misbehavior.  Therefore, I decided to create the 2010 NFL All-Screw-Up Team, Preseason Edition.  It’s similar to John Madden’s All-Madden team only… you know… here they’re being honored for their propensity to make appallingly stupid mistakes, as opposed to their on-field talent. Without further ado, here is this year’s best players by position—and by...

Quinton Ganther was arrested early this morning on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.  Hey… that beats purple drank, right? Ganther has been a backup RB for a few years in the league, and has largely stayed out of trouble.  Until he got to that hotbed of misbehavior known as Seattle.  Between the Lendale White release, the Golden Tate donut grab, and this… Seattle is an early front runner for most-misbehaved roster of the 2010 season. DUI’s are all too common in the modern NFL (and in society in general).  It’s too bad millionaires are too stupid to call a...

JaMarcus Russell was arrested last night for driving under the influence of “purple drank.” Purple drank, if you’re not hip to the street lingo, is apparently codeine mixed with soda.  So… essentially he’s like one step away from being a huffer or someone that guzzles Scope to get drunk. But seriously… have you ever had codeine cough syrup?  I had it once, when I had some serious pneumonia, and it was amazing.  One sip… and five minutes later you’re surrounded by unicorns and care bears. Anyway, I neglected to put JaMarcus on the Fantasy UnSports...

Chad Ochocinco–our most valuable player in last year’s Fantasy UnSports–has landed his owners 80 points on just the second day of the second season, by announcing a reality dating show on VH1.  He’ll see women face off against each other in a March Madness style bracket to vie for his affections.  It’s called Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, and yes… it’s darn near perfect. It makes total sense that the guy who started his own news organization and iPhone app last year would up the ante by pulling a Bret Michaels on us.  Chad–there’s no one in the...