What’s worse than being a free agent after suddenly getting dropped?  How about being suspended?  That’s exactly what’s happened to Lendale White, who now cannot play for four games this season due to a substance abuse violation.  I mean… he couldn’t play already, because he’s not signed to a team.  Hey–maybe this will make him more attractive to potential suitors?  Nah, probably not. Hey, Lendale… at least your suspension wasn’t for being fat, right?  (Everyone does remember how clueless he acted about why the Seahawks could possibly have cut...

Chris Simms, backup QB for the Titans, has been arrested for driving while under the influence of marijuana.  Geez, did the players get together and decide to make Fantasy UnSports a huge success or something? Hey, if you were Chris Simms, you’d drive while stoned too.  He’s been a backup QB and journeyman since his big spleen injury.  And now he’s a backup to Vince Young–that’d make anyone turn to drugs, I’d think. Anyway, drug arrests are worth 80 points.  And this is certain to be followed by some kind of suspension from the league, I would imagine. Tweet...

Chargers wide receiver (for now) Vincent Jackson has been suspended three games by the NFL for violating the league’s personal conduct policy.  This is due to his DUI arrest late last season.  Virtually no one is surprised that this has happened. Jackson was already threatening to hold out, and rumored to be on the trading block.  Look for this guy to score some more points in the coming weeks. Score for this PQE already added to the automated game… go check out your current rank! Tweet This...

That’s right, kids… we’re scoring as of today.  Here are your first two PQE’s: 1. Jets coach Rex Ryan–who has only the one year of head coaching experience–is cashing in on his status as one of the more colorful coaches in the league, and has announced a book deal with Doubleday.  Wonderful.  That’s worth 25 points.  Congrats to you Jets owners.  You earned the first points of the season. 2. And Sean Payton, the coach of the Super Bowl Champion Saints, is releasing a book.  Good for you Sean.  40 points to those of you with Payton on the squad. Tweet...

If there’s a guy in the NFL who should know to keep his nose clean, it’s Mr. Second Chance himself, Michael Vick.  But instead of keeping his nose clean, he threw himself a birthday party in Virginia at a club.  And some dude got shot. Not just any dude, mind you… but one of Vick’s co-defendants from the dog fighting thing.  Oh, and he was shot outside the club after a confrontation with Vick. Wonderful.  Any chance Marvin Harrison was at this party? Vick will almost certainly be summoned to the commissioner’s office to discuss this latest round of bad judgment and...