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The Titans Are Pissed! – 90 Points

Don’t you dare steal a largely-unproven running backs coach from the Titans!  But if you do, you better at least make a courtesy call first. Jeff Fisher ripped into Lane Kiffin over the weekend after the new USC coach managed to poach the Titans’ RB coach, Kennedy Pola.  It seems there’s a great deal of money for Pola and a walk-on roster spot for his son in the deal.  Problem is, his contract with the Titans states that he needs written permission before he can even entertain another job.  So Fisher is pissed.  And he must be really pissed, because now he’s suing his...
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Dolphins’ Phillip Merling Charged With Assault – 75 Points

Phillip Merling is now charged with assaulting his pregnant girlfriend.  If convicted… what a freaking scumbag. 75 points for the assault charge.  I hope that woman gets free and clear of this guy regardless of the outcome.  Ugh. Tweet This...
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Johnny Jolly Suspended By NFL Indefinitely – 80 Points

Apparently Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly wasn’t making enough money at football, and somehow got tangled up in a major drug operation wherein he allegedly was involved in the “buying, selling, funding, transporting and aiding in the buying, selling, funding and transportation of illegal narcotics including cocaine and marijuana from 2006 through May of 2008.” Am I alone in thinking that’s a strangely dangerous world for a professional football player to get involved in?  Was this part of some drug-kingpin-retirement-plan?  How do you play for the Green Bay Packers and...
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Seattle RB Quinton Ganther Nabs Coveted DUI Arrest – 65 Points

Quinton Ganther was arrested early this morning on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.  Hey… that beats purple drank, right? Ganther has been a backup RB for a few years in the league, and has largely stayed out of trouble.  Until he got to that hotbed of misbehavior known as Seattle.  Between the Lendale White release, the Golden Tate donut grab, and this… Seattle is an early front runner for most-misbehaved roster of the 2010 season. DUI’s are all too common in the modern NFL (and in society in general).  It’s too bad millionaires are too stupid to call a...
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You Have 24 Hours To Pick Up JaMarcus “Purple Drank” Russell

JaMarcus Russell was arrested last night for driving under the influence of “purple drank.” Purple drank, if you’re not hip to the street lingo, is apparently codeine mixed with soda.  So… essentially he’s like one step away from being a huffer or someone that guzzles Scope to get drunk. But seriously… have you ever had codeine cough syrup?  I had it once, when I had some serious pneumonia, and it was amazing.  One sip… and five minutes later you’re surrounded by unicorns and care bears. Anyway, I neglected to put JaMarcus on the Fantasy UnSports...
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