Chris Simms, backup QB for the Titans, has been arrested for driving while under the influence of marijuana.  Geez, did the players get together and decide to make Fantasy UnSports a huge success or something? Hey, if you were Chris Simms, you’d drive while stoned too.  He’s been a backup QB and journeyman since his big spleen injury.  And now he’s a backup to Vince Young–that’d make anyone turn to drugs, I’d think. Anyway, drug arrests are worth 80 points.  And this is certain to be followed by some kind of suspension from the league, I would imagine. Tweet...

If there’s a guy in the NFL who should know to keep his nose clean, it’s Mr. Second Chance himself, Michael Vick.  But instead of keeping his nose clean, he threw himself a birthday party in Virginia at a club.  And some dude got shot. Not just any dude, mind you… but one of Vick’s co-defendants from the dog fighting thing.  Oh, and he was shot outside the club after a confrontation with Vick. Wonderful.  Any chance Marvin Harrison was at this party? Vick will almost certainly be summoned to the commissioner’s office to discuss this latest round of bad judgment and...

What is with the rookies this year?  Golden Tate, who is from Tennessee, actually, had his drunken late-night donut break in… and now Derrick Morgan was arrested for speeding and driving with a suspended license. Did they stop doing that rookie symposium thing where they warn all the new kids about their behavior?  Sheesh. At least, in Morgan’s defense, there don’t appear to be any drugs or alcohol involved.  Just a suspended license.  And speeding.  Not smart, but not a sign of a hooligan-in-the-making either.  This would qualify for points if our scoring had started...

Normally we only read about NFL players misbehaving.  We hear news reports and first-hand witness accounts, but that’s as close as we ever get to the action. We don’t typically get a chance to see actual video of the event in question. But this time, Vince Young was kind enough to have a scuffle at a strip club that had security video cameras.  And sure enough, those cameras captured everything. I have no idea how a piece of video goes from the strip club office to the local news channel, but once it hits the news channel it also hits YouTube. Now, grab some popcorn and a soft drink, and...

Vince Young just keeps making us all so very, very proud. Fights outside of strip clubs are just what the doctor ordered for an NFL player needing to rebuild his image and prove he’s committed to football. Oh, this would have been worth good points if it had happened after July 1st.  Man, this is going to be a great season. Tweet This...