So Deon Anderson of the Dallas Cowboys was arrested this week… on traffic warrants.  On one hand, I’m glad no one got hurt and that his crime wasn’t violent or anything.  On the other hand… can we get an arrest for something less boring than traffic warrants?!  I mean, it’s hard to make that stuff exciting.  Anyway… that’s worth some points…35 points to be exact. And, Jets head coach Rex Ryan has managed to squeeze out another PQE from his flipping-of-the-bird incident, with the Jets organization fining him $50,000.  So now he’s earned you...

There will be a leaderboard update later today.  For now, I’ve got too many PQEs to get to: -Rex Ryan flipped some people off at some kind of MMA event.  Good for you, Rex.  You just keep on speaking your mind… even with your fingers.  That’s 45 Points. -Then, the next day, Ryan decided to apologize for flipping the bird, saying he shouldn’t have done it.  Really, Rex?  You shouldn’t have done it?  25 Points for the public apology. -And Chiefs cornerback Michael Richardson was busted for an open container violation of some sort.  40 Points for that one. More to...

Ray Maualuga, of the Cincinnati Bengals (and also of the “hard name to spell” club), was arrested last night for a DUI.  That’s a paddlin’.  Oh, also it’s 65 Points. Josh Cribbs is a good guy.  And a thoughtful one at that.  He’s thankful for the help of his teammates who have aided his rise to the top of the NFL’s return man chart.  So thankful… he took 9 of his special teams blockers with him to Pro Bowl Week.  Oh, and he’s wearing their jersey’s throughout the week, one by one.  That’s pretty sweet.  I almost think...

Vincent Jackson, famously pulled over the night before the Jets game (which the Chargers lost), has now been charged with 2 misdemeanors related to a suspended license. We award points for people getting charged with stuff… and for “moving violations” and related items… the award is a whopping 35 points.  Woo-hooo! Non-deadly traffic violations are always fun when the culprits are NFL stars.  Glad no one was hurt in this story.  35 Points to Jackson and Chargers owners. Tweet This...

Antrel Rolle seriously messed up his math on his own income, and somehow shorted the IRS $2.2 Million. The IRS is the type of place where $2.2 Million deficits are noticed, and so they’ve come calling for their money. Can’t say that I blame them. Rolle, however, is suing the IRS–not because of the money… he readily admits he owes that money–but apparently the IRS was mean to him about the whole thing.  Seriously… part of the lawsuit is alleging they didn’t treat him in a courteous manner.  Man, if that’s something you can sue over… I have a few...