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Kenny Britt Is Dog The Bounty Hunter Now – 45 Points

The Titans’ Kenny Britt might very well be making a last-minute push to out-earn Ochocinco in our little fantasy game.  He already got into some legal trouble earlier this week with outstanding warrants… and now he’s bailed out a friend/relative to the tune of $165,000. That’s right.  Britt paid the bail.  Didn’t use a Bondsman.  Didn’t use a third party of any kind.  Just went himself and paid the bail. Now… that might not be a particularly newsworthy thing on its own… but given the charges the guy faces, and his past convictions, it’s a bit...
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Redskin Arrested For Public Intoxication, Being A Redskin – 55 Points

Chad Rinehart plays guard for the Washington Redskins. But when he’s not playing guard for the Washington Redskins, he’s tipping back a few beers and ripping it up outside a place called Mojo’s Pizza House in Iowa.  Yes… that Iowa. And that is literally the sum total of all the information I have on this issue–I got it here. 55 Points to you Rinehart and Redskins owners… Rinehart’s shame is your gain, and also gives me an excuse to post this nice lady’s photo again. Tweet This...
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Oops, Titans Rookie Britt Arrested For Traffic Warrants – 35 Points

Kenny Britt had a pretty good rookie season.  He showed a lot of talent and improvement for a rookie, and has the Titans fans excited about his future potential. But while Britt was diligently adjusting to life in the NFL, he was ignoring something else very important… his outstanding traffic tickets.  Britt was stopped on Friday in his home state of New Jersey for a traffic violation, at which time officers revealed he had a warrant out for his arrest over three outstanding traffic violations.  He was arrested, booked, bonded, and released. I’m guessing he’ll pay a bit more...
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Marshawn Lynch Accused Of Stealing From A Cop’s Wife – 30 Points

How the Commissioner missed a Fantasy UnSports gem such as this one is beyond me… but apparently Bills running back Marshawn Lynch has been accused of stealing $20 from a police officer’s wife. Re-read that sentence and let the ridiculousness of it sink in. Okay, now how is it possible for this story to exist?  I mean, Lynch shouldn’t need to steal $20 from anyone… because he’s rich and famous.  And who in their right mind files a complaint against a major celebrity over $20 and expects to be taken seriously? Maybe Lynch just hit on the dude’s wife or something,...
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Braylon Edwards On Probation Now – 25 Points

Braylon Edwards pleaded “no contest” on that old assault case from back when he still played for Cleveland–remember him smacking around the friend of Lebron James?  Yeah, that’s the case. He’s received probation instead of the 180 days in jail he could have received.  Oh, but the probation is “inactive” and he won’t actually have to check in with any kind of law enforcement person.  Awesome.  Oh, and a $1,000 fine. Man, that’s the lamest punishment since Donte Stallworth spent 30 days in jail for killing someone.  Sheesh. 25 Points to Jets and...
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