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Dolphins Will Billingsley Arrested For Battery – 40 Points

Dolphins practice squad player Will Billingsley, a cornerback, was arrested and charged with domestic battery and resisting arrest.  Technically, he’s accused of trying to literally throw his girlfriend out of the house.  Yikes. That’s some fight. They must have made up, though, because the girlfriend herself was taken into custody for trying to stop the police from arresting her man. Now, before anyone goes crying foul that I’m awarding points for a practice squad player, let me just say that practice squad players count, okay?  Now, do you feel like claiming any practice squad...
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Upcoming PQE for “Unnamed Patriots Player”

There was an apparent home invasion at the abode of one of the New England Patriots players, but police aren’t naming him yet.  They may never name him, but I feel confident we’ll learn the name soon enough. Regardless… for now, I’m awarding to owners of the New England Patriots 85 Points based on this PQE:  “Robbed/mugged/assaulted – 85″ If and when we learn which player it was, we’ll award points for that (though right now speculation is that it’s Jonathan White, who none of you picked–don’t go picking him up now… the event has...
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David Givens Sues Tennessee Titans – 60 Points

Wow, a former player is suing the Tennessee Titans for $25 Million. That’s not very nice of him.  Guess he’s not looking to be put in the ring of honor. David Givens, whom the Titans signed a few years back from the Patriots, has filed suit claiming the Titans knowingly withheld medical information about his condition from him, which he says impacted his career for the negative. Lawsuits are all the rage these days, so it only makes sense for Givens to jump into the fray. If the Titans did, indeed, know something about his medical condition that could be a problem, but then had him play...
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Tom Brady Sued For Wedding Shooting – 60 Points

Did you know there was a shooting at Tom Brady’s wedding? I didn’t either.  But apparently the folks that got shot at think it was “Tom Brady’s goons”, and now they’ve sued the happy couple for negligently hiring a poorly trained security staff. Give me a break.  If this didn’t qualify as a PQE (60 Points!) I’d probably get worked up about the silly nature of this lawsuit.  But… since it does count for points… I’ll hold my anger. 60 points to Brady and Pats owners.  Glad no one was injured in the shooting.  Somehow I doubt Brady...
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Donte Witner Robbed Of $400,000 In Jewelry!! – 85 Points

Potentially a huge swing in our leaderboard here with this PQE. Buffalo Bills safety Donte Witner’s house was robbed yesterday and the thieves made off with over $400,000 in jewelry.  Yikes. We can definitely narrow the suspect list down to “people who possess a Buffalo Bills 2009 schedule,” because the burglary occurred during the game.  He’s not interested in pressing charges… he just wants his stuff back. Man, Buffalo is making a case for the 2009 Worst Fans award–first they vandalize McKelvin’s yard (poor bastard) and now this.  If I played for the...
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