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Flurry Of PQEs Before The Leaderboard Update

The Saints have sent Charles Grant to IR.  Bummer, dude.  60 Points. The Pats have lost Wes Welker for the rest of the season.  So in other words… we’ve now been shown why resting your players is stupid (Colts) and why resting your players is smart (Welker), all in the span of 7 days.  Excellent.  60 Points. Chris Johnson knows he had help in getting his 2,000 yards.  To show his thanks, he has purchased Rolexes for his entire O-line, his fullback, and tight end Alge Crumpler.  We’ll give this one 50 points. The Bills fired their entire coaching staff, including the...
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Sorry For The Delays & Light Posting

I have been battling a particularly uncomfortable stomach bug.  But I’m mostly good now, and back into the swing.  There will be a bunch of PQEs and a new leaderboard in the next few hours.  Just wanted to let you know I hadn’t abandoned you. Tweet This...
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Latest Leaderboard Is Up!

What a week.  The Colts are getting torn to shreds by the fans and media for not trying to win.  The Giants are being criticized for trying to win but failing miserably.  The Saints lost to the Bucs (ouch).  Crazy NFL week. I have compiled the scores and the latest leaderboard is now available for download here. Here are your Top 30, all of whom are still in striking distance to win: MartianManhunter 2415 aTomOfAllTrades 2355 Jokerz Wild 2355 Commissioner 2330 The Ballad of Tom Coughlin 2330 The Douchebags 2255 jstrong18 2200 cubfreak929 2190 I Beg to...
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There Will Be No Points For Chris Henry’s Accident – 0 Points

Voting has been enabled for 2 days now, and roughly 10% of you have weighed in.  I’m not sure if that means the rest of you don’t care, or if it means we have 180 players who aren’t paying much attention to the game.  Either way, I’ve seen enough.  The votes are 2-to-1 against awarding points. After much thinking and weighing of the issue… I’ve decided not to award points for the Chris Henry tragedy.  If that, and that alone, keeps you from winning… then I’m sorry.  For future editions of this game, the rules for this sort of thing will be much more...
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Christmas Eve PQEs, Consider Them My Gifts To You

Colts receiver Anthony Gonzalez has finally been placed on IR, ending a season in which he’d played, like, 2 games.  Poor guy.  He’s actually really good, and I hope he comes back even stronger next year.  60 Points. Jake Delhomme has also been placed on IR.  They’re saying it might be the end for him in Carolina.  Of course, they said that last year after his 6-interception game in the playoffs, and he didn’t go anywhere.  60 Points. Steve Smith, of Carolina, has dropped the bombshell that his real name isn’t Steve Smith.  Now, “announcing your name...
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