Posted in Fantasy UnSports Announcements, Impending PQEs
on Jan 5th, 2010
The Saints have sent Charles Grant to IR. Bummer, dude. 60 Points.
The Pats have lost Wes Welker for the rest of the season. So in other words… we’ve now been shown why resting your players is stupid (Colts) and why resting your players is smart (Welker), all in the span of 7 days. Excellent. 60 Points.
Chris Johnson knows he had help in getting his 2,000 yards. To show his thanks, he has purchased Rolexes for his entire O-line, his fullback, and tight end Alge Crumpler. We’ll give this one 50 points.
The Bills fired their entire coaching staff, including the...
Posted in Fantasy UnSports Announcements, Impending PQEs, Misc.
on Nov 30th, 2009
Hey all. The Leaderboard is almost done… just have to get up these morning PQE notices and add them in… then the latest spreadsheet will go up.
Here are some PQE’s from this morning:
LenDale White was benched for being late to practice… slacker. 25 Points
Jay Cutler shoved an NFL Network microphone guy… pouting pouter. 35 Points
Shaun Rogers of the Browns is out for the season. 60 Points
Okay, that’s it for now. Leaderboard in 20 minutes tops.
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Posted in Impending PQEs
on Sep 9th, 2009
Following a few stories in the NFL that could quickly turn into PQEs:
Lendale White is threatening to once again stomp on the Terrible Towel. You may remember last year, when the Steelers visited Tennessee, several Titans stomped on the yellow cloth that Pittsburgh apparently thinks is holy.For the record, I’ve never seen a bunch of grown men–tough guys–look and sound so much like preschoolers than when the Steelers were talking last year about how offensive that towel-stomping was… what a ridiculous and stupid waste of emotion to be offended by what happens to a freaking...