Larry Johnson keeps piling up the PQE’s. Today he apologized publicly for his stupid slurs and Tweets.  Public apologies are worth 25 points, as you know. Then, not satisfied with his apology, the Chiefs sent him home, and then announced publicly that he was sent home pending behavioral review.  Embarassing.  And another 45 points. That’s a total of 70 points in one day from Mr. Johnson.  Wonder what he has to say today about how rich and untouchable he is? Of course, once the review is done, I fully expect an official suspension, which would grant his owners even more points.  Yikes,...

Larry Johnson, who earned a PQE earlier today for his stupid Twitter comments (calling a fan a three-letter derogatory term for homosexual among them), has not yet completed his epic meltdown (picture must have been taken during better times for Mr. Johnson). Today, according to this story, he told the Kansas City media this: “Get your faggot asses out of here.” I wonder what kind of story the media will write about the guy that called them that name?  Hmmm.  Bet we don’t have to wait long to find out.  Oooh, and Pro Football Talk (wonderful site where this story comes from) says...

I honestly don’t know why a player should have to apologize for eating a hot dog… but Mark Sanchez has done just that. Seems he ate a hot dog on the sideline near the end of the game, and that’s somehow an offense worthy of a public apology, which is kind of hilarious.  We are now apologizing for fulfilling basic human needs.  What next, athletes having to apologize for urinating during halftime?  Or for burping?  How about showers, are those worthy of apology? What’s great is that I can’t find any context in any story where someone’s explaining why it’s...

When your team loses over and over again, it’s easy for some formerly-great players on that team to start blaming people.  It’s especially easy to blame others when your name is Larry Johnson, who in history has never taken the blame for anything ever. Johnson took to Twitter to bash his rookie head coach, Todd Haley, mostly for not having played in the NFL. Here’s what he said via Twitter: “My father played for the coach from ‘rememeber (sic) the titans’. Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. (sic) Our coach. Nuthn” Guess...

When you’re about to face an undefeated team, it’s not really a good idea to make fun of them… or suggest they spend time rubbing each other’s testicles.  But that’s just what Miami Dolphin Channing Crowder has decided to do with the New Orleans Saints.   He says, and I quote: “They’re undefeated, they’re probably smelling themselves, rubbing each other’s balls.” Wow.  Smelling themselves?  Okay. What a strange way to mock and challenge an upcoming opponent that was already going to kick your butt… now they’re going to kick it...