Braylon Edwards, who has only been with the Jets for part of this season (after being traded from the Browns) decided he was the guy that needed to speak out boldly and guarantee a Jets victory this weekend.  Man, one win over an undefeated team (that laid down for you) and you think you’re hot stuff, eh Braylon?  Why don’t you start smaller?  Guarantee you won’t drop a pass.  How’s that?  Can you handle that one?  25 Points. Also, Bobby “DUI” McCray has issued a public apology–not for the DUI, mind you.  But for the way he spoke about the arresting...

I’m a day or two late on these … sorry. Albert Haynesworth ripped his coaches and “the system” in Washington, suggesting they’re the reason he’s not playing well.  Sure, Albert… sure.  45 Points Raiders players Chaz Schilens and Chris Johnson both criticized the refs–because there’s not enough to blame going on inside the Raiders organization itself… we have to blame the zebras.  Those guys are the true reason Oakland didn’t get more respect and win more games.  35 Points apiece. Tweet This...

Brett Favre and Brad Childress argued on the sidelines during their loss to Carolina the other day.  Now the media is saying it was all about Childress trying to bench Favre. Um, isn’t Rule #1 “You Don’t Talk About Benching Favre”? Anyway, we know that’s what they were arguing about because Brett decided to just tell everyone in his press conference after the game.  He could easily have lied and said it was something inoccuous.  Instead, he aired the dirty laundry. We’re going to award 30 points for the sideline bickering.  Favre, Childress, and Vikings owners...

Seems that Braylon Edwards is able to catch some things after all (sorry, I know… easy joke)… models.  Specifically models from Tyra Banks reality show America’s Next Top Model. After catching one, he impregnated her with a baby later named Braylon, naturally. Now the model is suing him for child support… $70,000 a month worth.  Now, by all accounts, Edwards has long acknowledged the child was his.  But this lawsuit seems to stem from the fact that he recently filed to be the legal father of the child, but did so in Georgia–a state with some of the lowest child support...

Did you know that T.O. just signed a modeling contract last week… with Wilhemina Models?  Me neither, until commenter Tom pointed it out to me. That’s pretty good, Terrell, but you’ve been out T.O.’d this year by your cousin… by a wide margin.  You’ll have to do better than a single modeling contract if you want to catch the Ocho. That being said, an NFL player signing a modeling contract with a real modeling agency is definitely worthy of a PQE, and 45 points. Congrats to you Owens and Bills owners.  Still time for him to get crazy again, but probably not time...