Posted in Media
on Jan 21st, 2010
Darelle Revis, the Jets cornerback who is getting all kinds of love this season for, well, being awesome at his job, has called out Randy Moss as a slouch.
He actually said it last week, and I missed the story. But he was apparently asked about it again this week and stood by his remarks.
Randy Moss is definitely a slouch, so I’m not sure why there’s such a hub-bub about it–except that someone actually said it out loud.
Either way, our players here at Fantasy UnSports earn 30 points when one of their chosen NFLers calls out another team’s player or coach… so… 30...
Posted in Crimes, Media, Misc.
on Jan 21st, 2010
The Titans’ Kenny Britt might very well be making a last-minute push to out-earn Ochocinco in our little fantasy game. He already got into some legal trouble earlier this week with outstanding warrants… and now he’s bailed out a friend/relative to the tune of $165,000.
That’s right. Britt paid the bail. Didn’t use a Bondsman. Didn’t use a third party of any kind. Just went himself and paid the bail.
Now… that might not be a particularly newsworthy thing on its own… but given the charges the guy faces, and his past convictions, it’s a bit...
Posted in Media
on Jan 18th, 2010
New PQE created just for this one, and it reads: “Athlete leads team in post-win locker room rendition of an original song performed in an American Idol audition”.
Okay, first you need the background story of the dude on American Idol… find that here.
Then all you need to know is that Brett Favre led his team in a cover of this stupid song by way of a victory celebration.
That’s right… the aging legend QB led his team in a cover of an American Idol reject’s original song. And it was all caught on film:
Now, if you don’t think that’s worth 50 points,...
Posted in Media
on Jan 13th, 2010
Sometimes NFL players star in videos or commercials that are ultimately embarrassing for them. They’re only human, after all, and totally allowed to make mistakes. But we get to mock them for those mistakes for all of time!
Who can forget the Super Bowl Shuffle?
Until today, I thought we’d left most of that behind us… you know, back in the 80’s.
Until today.
When I saw this. Seriously… stop whatever you’re doing and watch this video right now:
Done? Is your mind sufficiently blown? Anyone want to suggest that this video is somehow not worth awarding 50...
Posted in Media
on Jan 7th, 2010
Chad Ochocinco–who promised to change his name back to Johnson if Revis shut him down on Sunday, which Revis did (still no name change)–has declared himself cleared to play in the upcoming playoff game.
You might remember him tweaking a knee in that game with the Jets.
But Chad, in typical Ocho style, didn’t exactly give us medical reasons for his ability to play. “I had sex yesterday,” the Bengals receiver said. “With some of the moves I did — I should be fine.”
Man, this guy is too much. Now, you tell me this… how am I NOT supposed to award...