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Kenny Britt Is Dog The Bounty Hunter Now – 45 Points

The Titans’ Kenny Britt might very well be making a last-minute push to out-earn Ochocinco in our little fantasy game.  He already got into some legal trouble earlier this week with outstanding warrants… and now he’s bailed out a friend/relative to the tune of $165,000. That’s right.  Britt paid the bail.  Didn’t use a Bondsman.  Didn’t use a third party of any kind.  Just went himself and paid the bail. Now… that might not be a particularly newsworthy thing on its own… but given the charges the guy faces, and his past convictions, it’s a bit...
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Christmas Eve PQEs, Consider Them My Gifts To You

Colts receiver Anthony Gonzalez has finally been placed on IR, ending a season in which he’d played, like, 2 games.  Poor guy.  He’s actually really good, and I hope he comes back even stronger next year.  60 Points. Jake Delhomme has also been placed on IR.  They’re saying it might be the end for him in Carolina.  Of course, they said that last year after his 6-interception game in the playoffs, and he didn’t go anywhere.  60 Points. Steve Smith, of Carolina, has dropped the bombshell that his real name isn’t Steve Smith.  Now, “announcing your name...
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Coming Soon To Your TV: Terrell Owens In Victoria Secret Wings – 45 Points

Did you know that T.O. just signed a modeling contract last week… with Wilhemina Models?  Me neither, until commenter Tom pointed it out to me. That’s pretty good, Terrell, but you’ve been out T.O.’d this year by your cousin… by a wide margin.  You’ll have to do better than a single modeling contract if you want to catch the Ocho. That being said, an NFL player signing a modeling contract with a real modeling agency is definitely worthy of a PQE, and 45 points. Congrats to you Owens and Bills owners.  Still time for him to get crazy again, but probably not time...
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A Series Of Unfortunate Football Events (PQE Pile)

Hey all.  The Leaderboard is almost done… just have to get up these morning PQE notices and add them in… then the latest spreadsheet will go up. Here are some PQE’s from this morning: LenDale White was benched for being late to practice… slacker.  25 Points Jay Cutler shoved an NFL Network microphone guy… pouting pouter. 35 Points Shaun Rogers of the Browns is out for the season. 60 Points Okay, that’s it for now.  Leaderboard in 20 minutes tops. Tweet This...
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Eagles’ Brent Celek Participates In First Known Branded TD Celebration – 75 Points

This is an awesome story with a particularly depressing ending. Seems that Captain Morgan, the rum maker, had successfully planned and geared up a sneaky guerrilla marketing effort wherein NFL players would strike the same pose on the Captain Morgan bottle after scoring a TD, and in exchange the company would donate money to Gridiron Greats Assistance Fund, which provides money to retired players facing financial hardships. Sounds like a win for everyone, right? Wrong.  The NFL can’t have any unpaid-for marketing in its league, and has officially banned the pose from being used in celebrations....
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