Ochocinco–denied this week by his coach when trying to send mustard to his upcoming opponent (because “they won’t be able to ketchup”)–Ochocinco was still able to find a way to make me create a new PQE.  He wrote a new rule for the NFL rulebook, printed it out, and posted a picture of it on his Twitter feed. This guy’s so unpredictable, pretty soon he’ll have to be completely predictable in order to be unpredictable. 45 points for Ocho and Bengals owners.  What will he do next? Tweet This...

Chad Ochocinco is at it again.  He’s consistently been the most creative source of PQE’s this whole season. Yesterday, if you haven’t heard, he playfully pretended to bribe an official over a replay call… holding a dollar bill and rubbing it between his fingers. Awesome.  Man, I really want to hate this guy, because I generally hate show-offs, but it’s hard to hate when he keeps bringing to much humor.  There are some rumors that he might be fined for this, but I hope not.  It was clearly a joke. And yet this is a league that doesn’t care much about intent once...

Chad Ochocinco has been good to his Fantasy UnSports owners this year, and the gifts just keep on coming. Ocho is starting his own social news network to break NFL news via the web and Twitter.  Because being a millionaire and catching a ball is apparently not enough to capture this dude’s attention span. I had to create a new PQE for “starting your own breaking news network”, but it’s too good to ignore.  Chad is the clear MVP of the Fantasy UnSports league this year, and that makes about 70% of you happy since you put him on your roster. I believe he’s averaging more...

Justin Fargas is going to take a lot of crap for this. You remember the pigeon who flew in kickoff coverage with the Raiders last Sunday?  He’s claimed on a radio interview that the pigeon might have been deceased former teammate Marquis Cooper, who died in March. The pigeon flew, almost as if in formation, with the rest of the kickoff coverage team–Raider Cornell Green even pointed out that the pigeon was in the same lane/assignment that Cooper would have filled. Wow.  Um…  how do you mock someone for saying something silly without treading on the feelings of players who might...

Another one for the “too awesome not to create a PQE for it” files:  Seahawks fullback Owen Schmitt apparently likes to hit his head with his helmet shortly before kickoff as a means of self-motivation. (Got this from the Shutdown Corner). More like self-mutilation.  Check out the video: You’ve got to be kidding me.  Who are the kinds of people that do this?  Aren’t they generally ex-cons, steroid users, and people who root for the Lions?  Whatever it is that causes him to think that we fans think this is cool… it’s not cool.  It’s not tough.  Whatever...