Bills Kicker Joe Klopfenstein has been placed on IR, ending his season.  Poor guy didn’t even get to kick a preseason field goal!  60 Points. Ravens cornerback Cary Williams has been suspended 2 games for a violation of the personal conduct policy.  There is no indication at all as to what his violation was, but it happened while he was still on the Titans roster. Shaun Rogers, of the Browns, spotted a drunk driver on the road.  So he did what any of us would have done… he called the cops and followed the drunk until the police showed up to arrest him.  The police said some very nice...

Hey guys.  Just added a few more infraction events (scoring!) and wanted to tell you about them. Pete Carroll just earned some points for releasing a book–good timing, Pete… next time, try releasing the book BEFORE the scandal comes out about your previous job. Worth 40 points.  I’m sure it’s full of good insight on how to get your championships stripped. Mike Williams of the Redskins will miss the entire year with a medical condition.  Poor guy.  That’s 60 points, though. And Chad Ochocinco has declared this is the year the Bengals will win the Super Bowl–and...

Steve Smith is a wide receiver for the Carolina Panthers.  He is also very stupid.  Because he broke his arm this past weekend… and all signs point to it having been broken during a game of adult flag football.  Smith says it was from a fall he suffered at a youth football camp.  Nice, Steve.  Not only lie about your injury, but include a charitable act toward young athletes in your lie. I’d like to know how a guy as famous as Smith really thinks he can keep this kind of truth hidden.  I’d like to know why Smith feels the need to compete with couch potatoes in a game he’s...

Some people feel bad for Chris Johnson, since he’s due to make $550,000 a year after nearly breaking all the rushing records. Other people feel bad for the team, since they have a contract and Chris Johnson is refusing to honor it. Me?  I try not to feel sorry for millionaires bickering over half a million dollars. CI’m just glad the two sides are in opposition to each other, so that I have things we can award points for… like whining on Twitter about not getting paid.  Of course, we don’t start scoring for another two weeks, but… Johnson also displayed fantastic grammar...

Albert Haynesworth is a big baby and an idiot.  Probably a jerk too.  I’ve never quite bought what he was shoveling since his face-stomping incident back in Tennessee.  And when he went out last offseason to become the $100-million-man in Washington, I had this feeling it was not going to work out.  He does have a history of laziness. So now he’s been “holding out” all offseason this year, which just means he’s been skipping the non-mandatory team workouts.  But now we’re gearing up for minicamp… and Albert is planning to hold out of those as well. Because...