Quinton Ganther was arrested early this morning on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.  Hey… that beats purple drank, right? Ganther has been a backup RB for a few years in the league, and has largely stayed out of trouble.  Until he got to that hotbed of misbehavior known as Seattle.  Between the Lendale White release, the Golden Tate donut grab, and this… Seattle is an early front runner for most-misbehaved roster of the 2010 season. DUI’s are all too common in the modern NFL (and in society in general).  It’s too bad millionaires are too stupid to call a...

JaMarcus Russell was arrested last night for driving under the influence of “purple drank.” Purple drank, if you’re not hip to the street lingo, is apparently codeine mixed with soda.  So… essentially he’s like one step away from being a huffer or someone that guzzles Scope to get drunk. But seriously… have you ever had codeine cough syrup?  I had it once, when I had some serious pneumonia, and it was amazing.  One sip… and five minutes later you’re surrounded by unicorns and care bears. Anyway, I neglected to put JaMarcus on the Fantasy UnSports...

Chad Ochocinco–our most valuable player in last year’s Fantasy UnSports–has landed his owners 80 points on just the second day of the second season, by announcing a reality dating show on VH1.  He’ll see women face off against each other in a March Madness style bracket to vie for his affections.  It’s called Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, and yes… it’s darn near perfect. It makes total sense that the guy who started his own news organization and iPhone app last year would up the ante by pulling a Bret Michaels on us.  Chad–there’s no one in the...

What’s worse than being a free agent after suddenly getting dropped?  How about being suspended?  That’s exactly what’s happened to Lendale White, who now cannot play for four games this season due to a substance abuse violation.  I mean… he couldn’t play already, because he’s not signed to a team.  Hey–maybe this will make him more attractive to potential suitors?  Nah, probably not. Hey, Lendale… at least your suspension wasn’t for being fat, right?  (Everyone does remember how clueless he acted about why the Seahawks could possibly have cut...

Chris Simms, backup QB for the Titans, has been arrested for driving while under the influence of marijuana.  Geez, did the players get together and decide to make Fantasy UnSports a huge success or something? Hey, if you were Chris Simms, you’d drive while stoned too.  He’s been a backup QB and journeyman since his big spleen injury.  And now he’s a backup to Vince Young–that’d make anyone turn to drugs, I’d think. Anyway, drug arrests are worth 80 points.  And this is certain to be followed by some kind of suspension from the league, I would imagine. Tweet...

Chargers wide receiver (for now) Vincent Jackson has been suspended three games by the NFL for violating the league’s personal conduct policy.  This is due to his DUI arrest late last season.  Virtually no one is surprised that this has happened. Jackson was already threatening to hold out, and rumored to be on the trading block.  Look for this guy to score some more points in the coming weeks. Score for this PQE already added to the automated game… go check out your current rank! Tweet This...