Sometimes NFL players star in videos or commercials that are ultimately embarrassing for them.  They’re only human, after all, and totally allowed to make mistakes.  But we get to mock them for those mistakes for all of time! Who can forget the Super Bowl Shuffle? Until today, I thought we’d left most of that behind us… you know, back in the 80’s. Until today. When I saw this.  Seriously… stop whatever you’re doing and watch this video right now: Done?  Is your mind sufficiently blown?  Anyone want to suggest that this video is somehow not worth awarding 50...

How the Commissioner missed a Fantasy UnSports gem such as this one is beyond me… but apparently Bills running back Marshawn Lynch has been accused of stealing $20 from a police officer’s wife. Re-read that sentence and let the ridiculousness of it sink in. Okay, now how is it possible for this story to exist?  I mean, Lynch shouldn’t need to steal $20 from anyone… because he’s rich and famous.  And who in their right mind files a complaint against a major celebrity over $20 and expects to be taken seriously? Maybe Lynch just hit on the dude’s wife or something,...

Braylon Edwards pleaded “no contest” on that old assault case from back when he still played for Cleveland–remember him smacking around the friend of Lebron James?  Yeah, that’s the case. He’s received probation instead of the 180 days in jail he could have received.  Oh, but the probation is “inactive” and he won’t actually have to check in with any kind of law enforcement person.  Awesome.  Oh, and a $1,000 fine. Man, that’s the lamest punishment since Donte Stallworth spent 30 days in jail for killing someone.  Sheesh. 25 Points to Jets and...

Alright, guys, another eventful week in the NFL–the first week of the playoffs.  Mostly boring except for that Cardinals/Packers game… which was pretty outrageous. Down to our last 3 or 4 weeks now in this little game, with plenty left to come that could change the scores in a major way.  Remember, the waiver wire is still open–it never closes down. The new leaderboard is updated and ready for viewing and download here. Here’s the current top 30: MartianManhunter 2675 aTomOfAllTrades 2660 Jokerz Wild 2580 The Ballad of Tom Coughlin 2565 Commissioner 2535 The...

You guys are letting me get soft.  I somehow missed the Jim Mora firing as a PQE–I heard the story, but somehow didn’t remember to make it worth points.  My apologies. Coach firings, as you know, are worth 30 points… and 30 points might end up making the difference in this wacko league. I’m surprised they fired Mora.  He seemed like a good coach, a guy the players liked.  Kind of shocked they fired a coach after one year who improved on his predecessor’s record by two wins.  Oh well.  Win now or you’re nothing, I guess. Oh–also… the Dolphins fired...

Kids, it’s not cool to choke your wife.  That’s actually part of the marriage vows–the lesser known part. But Tampa safety Jermaine Phillips must not have used that section of the vows in his own wedding, because he’s been arrested after trying to choke his wife during a domestic argument.  Man, making fun of people who get physically violent with their wives doesn’t even have to be related to this game or football.  What kind of an idiot chokes his wife? Here’s hoping everyone’s okay.  40 points to you Bucs owners, or Phillips owners if any of you exist. ...