Posted in Crimes
on Jun 13th, 2010
Vince Young just keeps making us all so very, very proud. Fights outside of strip clubs are just what the doctor ordered for an NFL player needing to rebuild his image and prove he’s committed to football.
Oh, this would have been worth good points if it had happened after July 1st. Man, this is going to be a great season.
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Posted in Fantasy UnSports Announcements
on Jun 11th, 2010
Fantasy UnSports has returned, with a huge amount of new changes and features. It’s a regular fantasy football game, except that you earn points for all the off the field crap that players do instead of touchdowns and yards. DUI? 65 Points. Assault? 75 Points. Suspended for two games? 45 Points. You get the idea.
First--we’re now fully automated. While news articles about point events will continue to be published here on the blog, we have automated the game. Players can now sign up, draft their roster, and make waiver moves… all on their own and without me needing...
Posted in Fantasy UnSports Announcements
on May 4th, 2010
Fantasy UnSports just got a whole lot more interesting on the news that career screw-up Pacman Jones is signing with the Bengals. Outstanding. He ought to be good for at least three hundred points–just from traffic tickets. If he goes and makes it rain… the sky’s the limit guys.
He joins a team already notorious for off-the-field issues and also one of the highest scoring teams in Fantasy UnSports season 1 (largely thanks to the antics of one Chad Ochocinco).
Just when I started to gripe about how all the great off-the-field crap keeps happening during our Fantasy UnSports...
Posted in Fantasy UnSports Announcements
on Apr 12th, 2010
Check it out:
Actually, this is built using a new Google toy they released today that allows you to customize your own search-based commercial. Head on over here if you want to give it a try–oh, and please forward this on to your friends who don’t know about Fantasy UnSports… we’re starting up Season 2 in just a few weeks!!
Even the cheerleaders are getting excited:
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Posted in Fantasy UnSports Announcements
on Apr 1st, 2010
Really freaking good news everyone: We will have an automated game this year. I’ve hired a programmer–who is awesome–and he’s wrapping up the automation now. That means you’ll have a place to log in and delete or add players, view your roster, and check your point total–all in real time.
Outstanding! It’s not like we’ve created anything as complicated as Facebook or anything… our functionality will be pretty simple. But it’s automated!! No more emailing me to change a roster spot out! No more waiting on me to upload a new...
Posted in Fantasy UnSports Announcements
on Feb 16th, 2010
Read ‘em and weep, boys. Here’s your Fantasy UnSports champion… A.K.A. MartianManhunter… wearing his prize of a brand new NFL jersey!
He looks pretty pumped… as he should be.
Thanks again to everyone for playing. Judging my the results to my survey, most of you want me to get Season 2 started much sooner than our first season, so I’m working on plans for that right now.
Congrats again MartianManhunter. You earned it. Now wear your prize with pride.
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